| Sheldon: You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it? |
谢尔顿：你知道我是个聪明绝顶的人。要是我出错了，我能不知道吗？ |
| Sheldon: You're a lucky man. You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought. |
谢尔顿：你很幸运。在西半球仅有三个人能跟得上你刚才的思路，而正在跟你讲话的这个恰恰就是其中之一。 |
| Sheldon: I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurately measured by normal tests. Now, how much scarcer could I be? |
谢尔顿：我是个理论物理学家，出过书，有两个博士学位，普通的测试甚至无法准确地测量我的智商。我还能更珍稀一点儿吗？ |
| Sheldon: Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I was fourteen. And I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime. |
谢尔顿：看着你们这些年轻的新面孔，我不禁回想起，曾经，我也是一个卑微的研究生，忙着为自己的学术前途做决定。当然了，那时我刚刚14岁，取得的成绩已经是你们大部分人都远不能企及的，而且还能每天九点准时上床睡觉。 |
| Sheldon: You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition? Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish? |
谢尔顿：你想让我把才智浪费在这种华而不实的比赛上吗？你会让毕加索（西班牙画家）去玩画图猜词吗？会让诺亚•韦伯斯特（美国词典编纂家）去玩拼词游戏吗？会让雅克•库斯托（法国海洋勘探家）去玩“钓鱼”牌戏吗？ |
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